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Monday, May 23, 2005

Dave's Prayer

Our Dave, who art a Bogan,
Hollow be thy waves,
If thy swell don't come
We will be bummed
On land as in the water.
Give us this day our daily wave,
And forgive us our drop ins
As we forgive those who drop in on us.
And lead us not into rip tides,
But deliver us from white pointers.
For thine is the mullet
And the onshore
And the offshore
For ever and ever
Amen.

3 Comments:

  • too much free time!
    Zombie

    By Blogger Tasty Burger, at 3:07 pm  

  • if only my school church services had got the words right (ie yours)

    best prayer ever!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:04 am  

  • Laugh!

    I nearly died!

    Oh s&^*, I am dead. F&&*!

    By Anonymous Zombie, at 2:44 pm  

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