Ock Aye!

So from wikipedia:

St Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland, Greece, Russia, Romania, Amalfi, and Luqa - Malta...he had been a disciple of John the Baptist and he was the first disciple of Jesus

Are we sure this is the same guy? Cause last Saturday Dub, Joeleee and I go visit St Andrew's beach on the Mornington Peninsula where we meet the patron saint of major mashage who is obviously self proclaimed disciple of Dave. The sea was angry that day, my friends. We all variously scare ourselves or get rumbled in the wash for about an hour, one minute you are bobbing nervously in the pack, the next, sucked under by a massive freight train (toot toot!).

Displaying our innate and animal desire to live, we move down the beach to a quieter spot and sure enough, it's just magic. Lots of loooong rides in all directions and hardly a soul about. If only we had more arms left from the first attempt! We drink our fill from the fountain of Dave then beat a hasty retreat over the scorching sands (did i mention is 41 degrees that day?!). The grub in Rye is a bit rough but after such a big day i can't recall being too fussed and to finish off Joeleee does the honours with a big effort to stay awake for the return trip. Thenk ye!