Tasty Burger

Sunday, October 23, 2005


"Two thrill-seeking anglers have caught more than a dozen great white sharks by using surfboards to drop giant baited hooks just beyond the breakers.

The great whites have taken the bait - usually half a salmon - only 50 metres from the water's edge along Stockton Bight, north of Newcastle."


Wednesday, October 19, 2005

willing white water warriors wequired

and a surf update...

Pete and I take last Friday off work and head off to explore phirrip island. Woolamai is a foaming death trap, there are cars in the carpark but not many ppl visible, can only assume they are lurking in the dunes or swept swiftly to sea. So off to ol' reliable Smith's... as we arrive ppl are leaving, not good dave! we've caught it at low tide and the sizable swell is creating major mashage as the huge volume of water is squashed up onto the shallow beach area. After stuggling to get out there and getting tumbled by every freight train from far yonder we bail and just catch big frothy balls of fun at the beach. Still so quick that you could get a good ride but obviously we weren't doing our usual naff arial 360 spin flip kick reversies.

friday lack of crowdage, warm sunshine, first spring bikinis, water warm enough we could leave the boots on the sand and Tracey's sorts us with tasty (well cooked) burgers, nice!


what the hell happened to Sep?

seems like international jet setting (joel, lockie and matt) has squashed any form of actual burger or surf updates for a while... also the settlers scores are now woefully out of date. I've not even played a damn game of it in more than a month! plus i hear that expansions are floating in our midst?

so to keep things up to date I'll blog the WORST burger ever in the history of worst burgers that i had the displeasure of sampling in September, needless to say, not tasty dave. You are sitting the bar of a hotel in India, on the menu there is an item that says "chicken burger - a delicious lunchtime snack". Do you a) pick the burger to try it and maybe discover an exotic burger gem, or b) ask for a bowl of dal makhani... i hope for your sake you picked b). Otherwise you got served a shitty soft bun with only 2 pieces of cucumber and chicken pattie that is pink raw in the middle... that's it... that's all you get. You stupidly decide you need to eat it as your about to go drink copious amounts of dubious quality local beer. You have to ask for a bowl of tomato sauce to even make it palatable, yet you finish it. You then spend the entire next day expelling everything in your stomach from both ends, violently... the end.

Lockie (feel queasy remembering)

Saturday, October 01, 2005

king of the chavs

Nothing to add...

king of the chavs